Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Its girl I like in my school, but she always on her phone. Its seem that I can't get a SIGNAL from her
Why canβt the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. π