My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
