Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.