What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken) did anyone laugh at that or?? Augh i guess im alone
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly
Never walk alone
what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
Jordan u stupid ass! Addison never botherd u so leave her FUCK alone! How about this. get up go outside, stop being an jackass and get fucking life!
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone
what's the similarity between an orphan and my dick? They both will die alone
Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
