What do you call an orphans family reunion?
Alone time
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
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my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
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Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone
is'nt a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!?
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
