Aloneness Jokes

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.

This isn't a joke but

I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone

What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4

It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness

what is orpans favoutie movie home alone

Hi if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it plz do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

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Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."