All jokes
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Memes
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Fuck all reading this.