Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
All Jokes
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Fuck all reading this.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
