All jokes
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Memes
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
All of them suck.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.