All jokes
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.