why do Pepole have a all of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time
alright my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time and what i say is go get you boyfriend dude
Me: I been up all night, no sleep—
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: you literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
lie detector: it’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM....... You get waken up at 7:00 AM...... you only sleep two hours......
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Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time -He can’t stand up for himself
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Prince are you really gay cuz I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time! PLEASE CHOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen do u have to be so happy all the time? Even u don't get the joke!
after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time
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Why are smurfs blue
Because they get bruises all the time
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Why do emo kids were hoodies a all the time: Because they are hiding stitches
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time. Just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best-Gwen
A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
Person: i'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?!
