All the time jokes
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
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