All the time jokes

"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.

Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!

Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?

I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"

Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.

Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!

Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Why are retards good at basketball?

'Cause they dribble all the time!

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.