Airplane

Airplane Jokes

Shower

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Plane

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

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  • 9/11

    What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

    Orphan

    You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

    'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

    Kobe

    What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

    The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

    Wow, that was explosive!

    Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

    Plane

    Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

    Uncle

    My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

    Airplane crash

    What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

    Josef Vasicek.

    Stanley Cup

    What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

    "Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

    Airplane crash

    Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

    Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

    Plane Crash

    You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

    Airplane crash

    I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

    Accident

    What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

    They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

    Forehead

    Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.