Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
Where were the first orange trees šš³ planted?
In Orange County.
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze
because theres too many ears
Whatās 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm