Agreed

Agreed jokes

Blonde

  • Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.

    So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"

    World War 2

  • When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

    Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

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  • Pancake

  • It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

    The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.
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  • Community talk

  • Guys, I know this is crazy lady talk, but please just bare with me. I'm worried I obviously believe in some very conterversal things, so just yeah wtvr.

    Witches and spiritual people all over have agreed that they have a bad or off feeling. Like the feeling you get when something bad is going to happen, something big. Not all, but so fucking many. Theres this person, she made what she called a "Justice jar" for peo… Read more