Afraid jokes
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL