Afraid jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!