One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
