Aed jokes
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.