Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
