Advertising jokes

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Why do midgets work at Tesco?

Because every little helps.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!

I keep getting ads about belly fat.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."