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Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 πŸ“± the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone πŸ“± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU

😳 πŸ€” ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ What do you call πŸ“ž πŸ“ž πŸ“ž a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨that are physically handicapped? caregiver πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺

Why do heterosexual men like to receive a anonymous blowjob at a adult book store because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out

πŸ™„ πŸ˜’ πŸ€” Why do call a man that is physically handicapped β™Ώ and german? A physically handicapped β™Ώ bisexual man that is promiscuous and german

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big "dick"? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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πŸ€” 😳 what do physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ gay men do after they are done belching whip their mouths πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks

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How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man πŸ‘¨ that is a minister and a christain nationalist withπŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until πŸŽ„ πŸŽ… 🀢 christmas to take away β›ͺ his church tax exempt status πŸ“± ☎️ or he will call πŸ“ž πŸ€” 🀷 🀣 the ACLU

😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped β™Ώ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ€” when his πŸ‘„ mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe πŸ‘„

πŸ€” ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe πŸ™ sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

What is gay - curious πŸ€” 😳 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now? 🚲 🚲 🚲 😒 πŸ˜” sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks πŸ˜ͺ 😞 πŸ˜’ to be you

What do you call a born again heteroflexable male that is a christain nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that he is a gay man that is in the closet he should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means by necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

πŸ€” what do πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay men who are physically handicapped β™Ώ can do better than a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ man who is heteroflexable when πŸ€” he has another πŸ‘¨ man's 😍 πŸ˜‹ 😜 😏 😳 πŸ˜‰ cock inside πŸ˜‹ of his warm mouth πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ give a πŸ‘ πŸ‘ good blowjob

Why do bisexual men πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ they just wanted to suck gay men's πŸ‘¬ cocks 🌭 🌭 because they πŸ‘ πŸ‘ like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺

πŸ€” 😳 😫 πŸ˜• What do you πŸ“ž πŸ€” 😏 πŸ˜„ 😜 πŸ€” 😏 call physically handicapped β™Ώ homophobic heterosexual men and woman in wheelchairs? β™Ώ mixed nuts πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ€ͺ 😜 πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘©

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary