Adult Jokes

Anonymous

Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches

Betbolate

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? you don’t get something in return if you give money to a church

Anonymous

😳 🤔 ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ What do you call 📞 📞 📞 a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men 👬 👨 👨that are physically handicapped? caregiver 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺

Anonymous

Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch

Anonymous

What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter

Anonymous

What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋

in Family

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father’s son and your father’s father, you’re your own grandpa!

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!

Anonymous

your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl

AnD i OoP- sKsKsK

if your parents ever accuse you of lying… Say “your the one who told me about Santa Claus”

Anonymous

What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian

John Grimm

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱‍♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU

Anonymous
in Nut

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

Watsittooya

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

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Anonymous

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

Anonymous

Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don’t want anybody to find out that they like meat

Anonymous

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man? if a woman is performing anilingus on a man it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot!!!