Adult Jokes

Anonymous

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩‍🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

OfficiallyCommunist

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

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John Grimm

What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store

Anonymous

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up suck dick

Anonymous

What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lifes Matter

Anonymous
in Politics

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

Anonymous

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous

Anonymous

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers

Anonymous

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you

Anonymous
in Guard

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth

Anonymous
in Charity

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

Anonymous

God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno….this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm…I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:…….(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me……… God:….(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it….puberty

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in TikTok

Follow Me On TikTok @yvngkchris Joke:At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

Anonymous

😳 What do you ☎️ 📞 call 🤔 a physically handicapped ♿ heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and german? A physically handicapped ♿ promiscuous heterosexual man that is german

Anonymous
in Orphan

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won’t tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?

Anonymous

What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men’s restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.

Anonymous

Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.