Adult jokes
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
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Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.