What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
