Why are feminists jealous of men? because men don't have to stand up to piss
Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck dick
What are the big mouths of feminists good for portable urinal for men
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
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Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
What do polish people in π΅π± Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs βΏ π©βπ¦Ό meals on wheels π π π π π π π
Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
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Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies