Adult jokes
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
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What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
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What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
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Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.