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How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it

What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth

What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can

Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat

If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs β™Ώ πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦Ό meals on wheels πŸ˜‹ 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches

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A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons

The reason that πŸ‘§ πŸ‘§ are not 🚫 in πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ 🌳 🏘️ is because πŸ‘§ πŸ‘§ can't keep their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ shut about πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ πŸ‘¦ taking turns sucking each others 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies