Adult jokes
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.