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Adult jokes

Man

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

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  • Dwarf

    What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

    Suck dick.

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  • Cocksucker

    A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

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  • Feminist

    Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

    To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

    Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

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  • Memes

    Feminist

    Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

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  • Climate Change

    What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

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  • Vegetarian

    Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

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  • Church

    What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

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  • Roman Catholic

    Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

    because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.

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  • Feminist

    Why are feminists jealous of men?

    Because men don't have to stand up to piss.

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  • Prostitution

    If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

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  • Fellatio

    Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

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  • Dick

    What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

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  • Democrat

    Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.

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  • Priest

    Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

    So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

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