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Adult Jokes

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? πŸ€ͺ 😜

πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” Why did a β™Ώ why did a physically handicapped πŸ‘¨ gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

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Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl πŸ‘§ cost $75.00 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

Caregiver.

What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

Mixed nuts.

Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

πŸ€” What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ ☺ πŸ˜€ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Why do bisexual men πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ they just wanted to suck gay men's πŸ‘¬ cocks 🌭 🌭 because they πŸ‘ πŸ‘ like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺