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What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Why do bisexual men πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ they just wanted to suck gay men's πŸ‘¬ cocks 🌭 🌭 because they πŸ‘ πŸ‘ like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped β™Ώ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ€” when his πŸ‘„ mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe πŸ‘„

πŸ€” What do gay men who are physically handicapped β™Ώ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when πŸ€” he has another man's 😍 πŸ˜‹ 😜 😏 😳 πŸ˜‰ cock inside πŸ˜‹ of his warm mouth πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ give a πŸ‘ πŸ‘ good blowjob?

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

What is anonymous πŸ€” oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a πŸ•³ glory hole inside a πŸ“– adult book store

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

πŸ€” ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe πŸ™ sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

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What is gay - curious πŸ€” 😳

πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ bisexual man.

πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

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😒 πŸ˜” sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks πŸ˜ͺ 😞 πŸ˜’ to be you.

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?