Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure." That's a horrible thing to find out when your adopted.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption centre ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?

Employee: Maโ€™am, this is an adoption agency, you canโ€™t do that here!

Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake