Adoption jokes
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!