What is a orphans favourite toy. A boomerang because it comes back
Men.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: they both cant see thier parents
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
I'm an orphan, lol.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you.....
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
