A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
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Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs
Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
Why can't orphans become a criminal? Because she isn't wanted
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
What did the orphan say to the adopter. Nothing he just stared
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
your adopted do you want to know why because your so ugly
why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )
I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....
