Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Son, you are not precious so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me
Son, your adopted
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
