Adoption jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
I took a sip of water.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Orphan
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.