Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphanage

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Mom

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Son

Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.

Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*

Dad: Babe, we need to talk.

Mom: Okay......

Dad: He's grounded.

Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.

Son: Am I getting a new daddy?

Mom: Soon honey, soon....

Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.

Orphan

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Orphan

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

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  • Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

    Well, at least one gets picked.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    One of them gets picked up.