Adoption jokes
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Did you adopt your dog?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Men.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
I'm an orphan, lol.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.