Adoption

Adoption jokes

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.