Adoption jokes
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
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Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.