Adoption jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
I'm an orphan, lol.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
dik.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.