What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.