why cant an orphan be gay cause they have no one to call daddy
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew tumed up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5.year.old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and ll spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. 'mey chatted with her, let her slt with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little lobs to do here and there to make her feel Important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a poy envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $1 0 'pay ' to the bank the next day to start a savings account When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally Impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'l worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.' 'Oh, my goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on the house again this week, too?' The little girl replied, 'l will, it those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the tucking sheet rock '
Why don’t orphans like baseball???
They have no home to run to
What film do orphans hate Instant family
My career is worth more than your adoption.
A orphan's first word would be orphan keeper
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Why dont orphans go on trips at school
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why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
why are you mad becuase no one wants to adopt me
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp* Teacher: “can I have ur parents signature? It isn’t filled out.” Orphan: “um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....” Teacher: “why?” Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
What type of cake cant orphans eat... Home made
Whats a orphans favorite store? Home Depot
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
