Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
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what do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10 completely confuse
You add words = bulshit
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How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
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Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pale of water Jack come down and then Jill came tumbling after so they had a baby...
