I am really hot but I hate water what am I
Actor 1: "I'm Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
I'm making a new movie, it's called "veggie tale's" My star actor is Stephen Hawking's
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox but all he does is sits on the dashboard
Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp
