How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What does NASA say when they donât want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
His wife shut off the internet.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
Thatâs what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
