What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
