What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.