Abuse jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.