Abuse

Abuse Jokes

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

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How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

Well what am I gonna do now...

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

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