Absence jokes
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
I see you.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.