Absence jokes
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."