Absence jokes
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan joke.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Dmitriy has no mother.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.