Absence

Absence jokes

Dad

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?

A: They don’t have a person in reality!

Orphan

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

Orphan

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

Kid

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.