Absence jokes
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Orphan joke.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!