Absence jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Pussy, no pussy.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Orphan joke.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.