Absence jokes
Pussy, no pussy.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Orphan joke.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.