Absence jokes
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan joke.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!