Absence jokes
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Your Parents
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.