Absence jokes
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Pussy, no pussy.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Orphan joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.