Absence jokes
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Orphans have no parents.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.