Absence jokes
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.