Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
