Absence

Absence jokes

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Orphan

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because the chip was family size.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Orphan

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

Hairline

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Parent

What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.