Absence

Absence jokes

Hairline

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Parent

What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Orphan

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Dad

What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?

Santa got the milk.