Absence jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
The worst joke is no joke ;)
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.