Absence jokes
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.