Absence jokes
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.