Absence jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
The worst joke is no joke ;)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.