There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
