A little jokes

Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night. The little boy says, "I'm scared." The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.