There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Wade
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
School shooting : *Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
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If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy
but Jack had a shock
with a mouth full of cock
cause Jill’s real name was Randy
With a tight cheeked fanny
and shlong expandy
Jack’s face turned uncanny
Off he ranny
to tell granny
his best friend was a tranny
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
