Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.