My grandad and your hairline go way back.
United Kingdom UK
I post memes and jokes
You mainly see me on the community tab
I left but came back with the milk 11 months after
More about me:
A slightly autistic retard
15 years old
HE\HIM\HIS\HE'S\HE IS\HE WAS
I love saying the most random things
I have no shame
I ship worst therapy ever
Yes, I am actually from the UK
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#EBC
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.