What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Rubeedi
Blade, Stu or Dusty
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do you call a skeleton's erection? A boner.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The Suicide Squad.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.