I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Rubeedi
Hi, my name is Blade/Stuart/AJ. Idk what else to put lolz
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.