Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Wade
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.