Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

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  • A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

    What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

    They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

    There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

    What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

    You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message