Worst Jokes Ever
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Loud Korea noise.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.