Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.