Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... oh wait.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.