Worst Jokes Ever
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂