Worst Jokes Ever
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.