I made a video game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though.... :/
what does michael say when he laughs? hehe
How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday? Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button
The short kid came earlier than i thought , Guess he came with such short notice
There was this emo kid giving a high 5 to a tree... but the tree left them hanging: )
Putting wifi in the morgue to enable live streaming
why do orphins always come back becauces i love cock
why was 10 scared because 911
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
I swear i always finish on page 3 when i'm looking at family pictures
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themself up
An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
what do you call a panera bread marking a test panera grade
