Worst Jokes Ever
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I love jokes!
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!