Worst Jokes Ever
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Hi.
Hi.
Gay is gay.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
You and your mom.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.