Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I hate straight people.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is your body like? Soft.
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Which month is the bus? December.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.