Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
I'm not gay, dick.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
My life, part 2.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.