Worst Jokes Ever
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Yo Nan.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!