Worst Jokes Ever

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They never can make it home.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

What is this?

What's more annoying than uncles?

Ants.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...

Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?

Because they fear him.

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

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What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Give a blowjob.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.