Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I always press the stop button to see you.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?