Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂