Worst Jokes Ever
You die. LOL!
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.