Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
All of them suck.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Get off of here, kids!
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
So 666-3629, so get it?
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. ðŸ˜
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.