Worst Jokes Ever
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.