What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Worst Jokes Ever
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
I sit because I can't stand you.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Wahoo!
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).