Worst Jokes Ever

How do you properly eat a vegetable?

You tip over the wheelchair.

"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."

Herrit?

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

You will never have a girlfriend.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)

6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.

I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

smart

kind

sweet

caring

loving

mature

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Walking is just running with extra steps.