One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
